Blog Assignment #2-Puns

1. I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
2. I'm drawn to art.
3. I failed the mathematics test so many times, I lost count.
4. I was going to look for my missing watch, but I never found the time.
5. Did you hear about the nervous preacher? He had sweats pslams.
6. Life aint fair for a baby. They always get the bum-wrap.
7. I met the woman of my dreams at the base of Mount Vesuvius. She is the lava my life.
8. Organ donors put their heart into it.
9. Don't justify sin, just defy sin.
10. I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it.

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